Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Date: 2007-10-31, 4:32AM PDT
"hi, im looking into buying a sail boat in a few years but dont know much about them. do you know what the best size for a sail boat is if i were to sail to the philippines?"
Aren't the waters around Philippines some of the most pirate infested around? Great trip for a maiden voyage from Seattle for a junior sailor. Fortunately, we've seen there are plenty of pirate-friendly Seattle craigslisters, so this guy should be able to get plenty of sage advice.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
Date: 2007-10-15, 9:29PM PDT
Hi my name is Tom 22 year old man and I am looking for 18-23year old girl. She should be young and hot, willing and naughty, and in need of money. If she is a college girl that would be even better. Sound like you? Reply with your pic, some info about you, and tell me why I should choose you. MUST BE US SITIZEN need marriage, only your sign (sex if you are ok or if you want) , ready to pay for your great help. Let me know if you are interested. What do you think, expect.? please leave your pictures, and phone number thanks Please be serious and don't waste your time or mine.
SITIZEN: A calm, zen like person who sits....who also happens to be naughty and in need of cash. An unusual missed connection indeed.
I didn't know they allowed pets in jail....this is post #100 for "Least-of" - glad to be able to highlight such a romantic story from the "misc romance" category.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
"Hemp fest cook ... SQUIRTER !!! ... E-something??? - m4w - 38
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2007-10-14, 12:46PM PDT
Sooo long ago. Do you remember necking in my pick-up truck? In the slight rain around the corner from the bar? Wish I'd fucked you there, that'd been hot! I fingered you out at Greenlake and you begged me to stop or you'd "squirt my pants!" We ate at Beth's cafe once.(YUM!) You cooked dinner for me (AWSOME) and I fingered out your asshole in front of your sink!!! Once I showed up and your kids were there. We listened to The White Stripes, fucked in your bedroom, you did get very wet/squirt, and I came very close to fisting your damp pussy, but could NOT get my thumb to slide inside. You're kind of a short stack and ..."
Um, does this one need any explanation why I chose it for "Least-of"?
Sadly, this all appears to have happened in my hood. I wonder how you could do all this with a person and not seem to recall their name. Oh yeah, Hemp fest.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Date: 2007-10-10, 8:43AM PDT
I'm trying to catch a cheating husband so I can move on. If you're around and have nothing to do today, let's hang out and spy on him. I'll pay for gas and lunch. You drive. Be good at following without being noticed. It's 8:45 am, can you be ready at 9:30 or 10:00 today?"
I'm thinking the odds of this woman finding a suitable willing participant to be along the lines of Joe inheritance guy and the old guy who wanted to wash your car nude someplace private. This should be in the strictly sketch category instead of strictly platonic. Free lunch though. I am getting a bit hungry...
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Date: 2007-10-08, 3:56PM PDT
Yes, I drink. And, yes, I drank several more shots than I needed to on Saturday. But, you were NOT as inebriated as me. A decent boyfriend would have been taking care of me - NOT verbally assaulting me in front of a karaoke audience. You NEVER should have sung, "You're So Vain" to me. You know that hurt me so deeply. But....I never should have thrown a drink at you when you were on the stage. SugarBear...Saturday night was toxic, but our love is intoxicating. I miss you...you won't email me...you won't call me. I know you like to read these. Maybe, you'll talk to me in this forum. -Renee"
Is it a bad sign that my wife regularly sings "You're So Vain" around the house? I thought it was a compliment to be compared to Warren Beatty. And who wouldn't want to walk into a party like they were walking onto a yacht? I love yachts. And I do sing a mean karaoke, although I prefer George Michael songs, personally. Just for the record Renee, if some crazy drunk girlfriend of mine threw a drink at me while I was on stage b/c she couldn't take a joke, I wouldn't call her back either.
Monday, October 8, 2007
I hope there is a fall renaissance fair season that this woman can hit the circuit on, she's definitely some sort of catch for a tall knight out there with a thing for horses, green hair, dominatrix outfits and glasses. Yee-haw!
P.S. Hopefully my writing about her post doesn't creep her out.
Monday, October 1, 2007
Date: 2007-09-30, 6:25PM EDT
hi what u c is what u get i like to travel to europe and africa and australia everywhare really .and i like to go to movies cook go for something cooked any way i dont wanna give too much info but send a message with a pic and will talk ...... we only gonna live once i am anyway let have fun !!!"
Perhaps his brain is cooked?
Friday, September 28, 2007
- large photo of motley crue
- minneapolis airport bathroom
- unbelievably huge breasts
- boner man
- little sexy bitch
- find bunions attractive
- circle jerk sauna
- powder blue jacket
- pictures of muggle clothes
As Bill Simmons says, "Yup, these are my readers."
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Date: 2007-09-25, 7:04PM PDT
i seen you had texted. didnt recognize the number.. whats yr name?? you proposed.. i was in complete disbelief. i laugh. but i still dont know who you are..
Chances are, if the woman you're proposing to (via text, perhaps) doesn't know your name, you may not be getting married anytime soon.
Bizarre one, that's for sure.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Date: 2007-09-24, 6:05PM PDT
free queen sized box spring waiting for a happy home. it is on the east side of hwy 99 under the pedestrian bridge. it's in great shape and will go fast, so hurry."
Special thanks to an early reader, I believe his handle is "Pleasure" who sent me his own post.
Fitting that he dropped his box spring basically right across the street from Blue Video, a prime porn video store on 99. I'm guessing it might get some use from folks that find the sauna at their local gym too far a trip.
Or perhaps someone from the infamous "nudie roomie" house which is located within view of their bedroom window (yes, complete with sexually friendly skinny-dipping) will claim it.
I don't know, do they really need box springs for their bunk beds?
Newer readers may want to reference an earlier post:
Friday, September 21, 2007
Date: 2007-09-21, 4:14PM PDT
Did you ride the short little yellow window licking bus????????????? The one with helmets required and wheel chair access????????Are you a bit on the off side, but still a good fun loving, stand up citizen???????? Do you want to go to the fair and watch people....and laugh at them ??????I am so very tired of being alone. But then again this dating thing really SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! I am 42 female live alone, no children, never married , take care of myself. just want someone to hang with and talk to and ............. You:40-42 live alone,clean,single.............
I've said it before, and I guess I'll say it again. Strictly platonic really is my favorite section. Wonder why such a limited age range of 40 - 42...
Date: 2007-09-21, 11:49AM PDT
There are 5 regular mouth quart jars, and 3 pint size regular mouth Ball Perfect Mason jars. $24 for all. Clean. Great collectible for display in you kitchen. Finn Hill area of Kirkland. Thank you."
I do feel like a teenage snickering like Beavis at a headline like this. Find it fitting since I'm headed tomorrow to Chicago, the city that is the setting of Stuart Dybek's short story "We Didn't," which is my all time favorite blue balls short story.
Thanks again to Merbs' roommate Dan who is apparently spending more time than me on CL.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Date: 2007-09-11, 6:58PM PDT
This is great for your little pirate. I can paint whatever you want, "Pirate Pete", "Captain Jack" or any nickname you want. Great gift for your kids or their friends.
It is 36" x 24" and can be done in a week or less.
Open to all ideas! Thanks
Just in case you were looking for a special way to celebrate this wonderful day (as detailed in the post below). I bet there may have been some extra demand and hitting that deadline of getting it done in a week must have been tough.
Particularly nice the combination of royalty & pirates & zombies together. What a potent combination, Elizabeth.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Date: 2007-09-18, 4:45PM EDT
i was being emotional, which is typical of me when it comes to you. i do think my emotional response was justified in this case. anyway, i'm glad you called me the other day. i know i could have emailed this to you directly but i thought it would be more fun to put it here - and you and i need to work on bringing the fun back. right?
Let me go out on a limb here and say that if you're dating someone that is enough of a loose cannon that she gives away your b-day gifts and then she half apologizes over missed connections on CL, this relationship isn't so likely to work out.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Date: 2007-09-14, 11:07PM PDT
You, blonde, streaks of red and green in hair, massive tits, tattoo on chest, ring in nose, high heels, bitchy. Me, bald overweight guy at Lenin statue. Too nice for you actually but have a really big one and could make an exception. Lose the high heels and metal in nose and quit being a bitch for an hour or so. Must enjoy anal! Don't delay!"
Um, this is one confused missed connection. A bald overweight guy posting in w4w. And wow, those are some shall we say "specific" must haves?